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Created on 2005-07-22 08:54:18 (#7804969), last updated 2009-09-12
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| Name: | Amy |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1973-06-23 |
| Location: | London, United Kingdom |
"It is in the knowledge of the genuine conditions of our lives that we must draw our strength to live and our reasons for living." -- Simone de Beauvoir
My favorite word to say with a lisp is “scooter.” Go ahead. Try it. Nobody can say “rural” without sounding drunk. I don’t do shots. Pickles are a waste of space. I’m not good at returning borrowed books and videos. I’m a great cape maker. My best puns are not intended. I fall down a lot. I set the record for Most ER Visits by a Single Person in the Kansas City Metropolitan area by age 14. A blind man taught me how to drive. Sometimes, I accidentally fall asleep in my bed. Never ask me to sleep on the floor. I have recurring dreams about tornadoes and Marilyn Manson. I love the wah wah pedal. I have a gift for stating the obvious. Adding a monkey, helmet or midget can make any story better.I've never seen a shooting star. Wednesdays are pants-optional day. Wearing crew-neck shirts and square-toed shoes together makes me grumpy. Pranks are highly discouraged before 10 a.m. I haven't thrown up since 1998. Gynecological issues make me queasy. I love to hold the map. I'll hyphenate only if I marry a man named Kong. In hell, my responsibilities will include hanging shit, hooking up electronics and finding parking. I have an irrational fear of fire. Capital letters deserve respect, but semicolons are overrated. There are only three words I can’t tolerate; one rhymes with hoist. Numbers are my nemesis, but words are my friends. And I hope you will be, too.
My favorite word to say with a lisp is “scooter.” Go ahead. Try it. Nobody can say “rural” without sounding drunk. I don’t do shots. Pickles are a waste of space. I’m not good at returning borrowed books and videos. I’m a great cape maker. My best puns are not intended. I fall down a lot. I set the record for Most ER Visits by a Single Person in the Kansas City Metropolitan area by age 14. A blind man taught me how to drive. Sometimes, I accidentally fall asleep in my bed. Never ask me to sleep on the floor. I have recurring dreams about tornadoes and Marilyn Manson. I love the wah wah pedal. I have a gift for stating the obvious. Adding a monkey, helmet or midget can make any story better.
Interests (28):
accents, anglophiles, art, bikram yoga, brit pop, bubble baths, costumes, dancing, documentaries, games, indie films, indie rock, kcrw, le francais, learning, mina, modern architecture, prosecco, red, sculpture, skiing, static trapeze, summit county, sushi, tolerance, travel, wigs, writing
Schools:
University of Missouri - Columbia, MO (1991 - 1995)
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