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amelieleroi's Journal

Created on 2005-07-22 08:54:18 (#7804969), last updated 2009-09-12

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Name:Amy
Birthdate:1973-06-23
Location:London, United Kingdom
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"It is in the knowledge of the genuine conditions of our lives that we must draw our strength to live and our reasons for living." -- Simone de Beauvoir

My favorite word to say with a lisp is “scooter.” Go ahead. Try it. Nobody can say “rural” without sounding drunk. I don’t do shots. Pickles are a waste of space. I’m not good at returning borrowed books and videos. I’m a great cape maker. My best puns are not intended. I fall down a lot. I set the record for Most ER Visits by a Single Person in the Kansas City Metropolitan area by age 14. A blind man taught me how to drive. Sometimes, I accidentally fall asleep in my bed. Never ask me to sleep on the floor. I have recurring dreams about tornadoes and Marilyn Manson. I love the wah wah pedal. I have a gift for stating the obvious. Adding a monkey, helmet or midget can make any story better. I've never seen a shooting star. Wednesdays are pants-optional day. Wearing crew-neck shirts and square-toed shoes together makes me grumpy. Pranks are highly discouraged before 10 a.m. I haven't thrown up since 1998. Gynecological issues make me queasy. I love to hold the map. I'll hyphenate only if I marry a man named Kong. In hell, my responsibilities will include hanging shit, hooking up electronics and finding parking. I have an irrational fear of fire. Capital letters deserve respect, but semicolons are overrated. There are only three words I can’t tolerate; one rhymes with hoist. Numbers are my nemesis, but words are my friends. And I hope you will be, too.
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